i love youraverageadam.

Cara says: are you going to PSU for college?
Adam says: hopefully.
Cara says: NO WAYYYY
Cara says: it's right downtown
Cara says: and so is -insert high cara will be attending here-
Cara says: and we get off campus lunch
Cara says: so in 3 years
Cara says: we can eat lunch together
Adam says: !!!
Adam says: I'LL BE YOUR COOL COLLEGE FRIEND
Adam says: THAT ALL YOUR FRIENDS WILL WANT TO DATE
Adam says: :{D
Cara says: I CAN'T WAIT
Cara says: WHAT SHOULD I TELL THEM WHEN THEY ASK ABOUT YOU
Adam says: THAT I'M TOO TORMENTED ON THE INSIDE TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE I DON'T THINK IT WOULD BE FAIR TO THEM
Adam says: I'LL BE A WALKING TRAGEDY
Cara says: BUT THEN YOU'LL BE A SAD SACK
Cara says: THUS RUINING THE COOL COLLEGE FRIEND STATUS
Adam says: FINE
Cara says: ORRRRRR
Adam says: I'LL TAKE UP SKYDIVING AS A HOBBY
Cara says: YOUR COLLEGE AND DEPRESSEDNESS
Cara says: COULD MAKE YOU SEXIER
Adam says: I'LL TAKE UP SKYDIVING AS A HOBBY
Adam says: YEAH
Adam says: I KNOW
Cara says: AND NOBODY WILL CARE IF YOU'RE A SAD SACK
Adam says: I'LL GET GLASSES
Adam says: AND ALWAYS CARRY AN ACOUSTIC GUITAR
Adam says: BUT NEVER PLAY IT
Cara says: THICK RIMMED
Adam says: YESSSSS
Cara says: AND YOUR GUITAR HAS TO BE OUT OF IT'S CASE AT ALL TIMES
Cara says: I'VE BEEN THINKING
Cara says: WHAT IF ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE CRAZY FOR YOU
Cara says: AND TURN AGAINST EACH OTHER
Cara says: AND HATE ME BECAUSE I INTRODUCED YOU GUYS...
Adam says: IT'S OKAY
Adam says: I'LL JUST DATE ALL OF THEM AT ONCE
Adam says: BECAUSE I'M IN COLLEGE
Adam says: AND CAN DO THAT SORT OF THING
Cara says: ADAM
Cara says: YOU ARE SUCH A PLAYER
Adam says: hahaha
Adam says: that is SO far from the truth
Adam says: ANYWAY
Adam says: BACK TO THE CAPS PARADE
Cara says: wait
Cara says: why not?
Cara says: those -insert town where adam lives- girls don't dig adam?
Adam says: not much at all.
Adam says: they would all rather be my best friend than girlfriend,
Adam says: so i get to listen to their woes
Cara says: what.
Cara says: freaks.
Cara says: in portland
Cara says: you'd be quite a catch
Adam says: i like portland.
Cara says: making all of the woman crazy
Cara says: and catty
Adam says: O_o

it goes on for quite a while, and i actually just realized how long it was. basically, we talked about the statue of liberty and how my friends are bad cuddlers, which was a deal breaker for him...

this certainly was a waste of time...